Woody Allen by Brian Hamill
"Now this one is called Midnight Memories. nOW I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY"
Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake
steve byrne fucking roasted me tonight at the improv. betrayed. honored.
i love these two so much
25 Days of Christmas Meme
Day 21 - “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” (Judy Garland)
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
favourite bands: arctic monkeys
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????